the fine print, in plain words. the parts that are facts about the mechanic are live now; the parts that are legal terms are set by the owner before launch and this page says so rather than filling them with boilerplate.
a memecoin with a chance mechanic on Robinhood Chain. every buy of $5 or more is one fetch at published, on-chain odds. the odds are probabilities, never expected returns, and nothing on this site is financial, legal, tax or investment advice. nothing promises a profit; most fetches come back with a stick.
$FLUKE is an independent project. it is not affiliated with, sponsored by or endorsed by any exchange, brokerage, or the operator of the chain it lives on.
TENDIES pays in tokenized stocks. read this part even if you read nothing else:
OWNER TEXT — set before launch: minimum age, the jurisdiction attestation a buyer makes, and who may not participate. this page ships with the restricted-territory list below filled in.
OWNER TEXT — set before launch: the list of territories whose residents may not participate, aligned with the stock-token issuer's own restrictions (which already exclude the US and Canada for the stock rail) and the owner's counsel-free disposition recorded in decisions.log.md.
OWNER TEXT — set before launch: the terms of use proper. until it lands, the buy controls on this site are inert by design and no purchase is offered here.
this site is static. every page is read-only except the buy page, which connects your wallet only when you ask it to and never holds a key. no analytics, and nothing about you is stored server-side; the only reads it makes are of public chain state, from your own browser.
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