takes from the sellers.
gives to the holders.
just a dog coin. mostly.
you buy.
he fetches.
nothing to claim. the buy is the entry.
a bone, a tendie — or a stick, at odds published before you buy.
he throws you a bone.
it fills to the number on the board, then it pays.
$100 – $2,000 · about hourly
a floor and a cap, never a promise
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the whitelist is set before the pool opens, by 48-hour public timelock. a leg that cannot fill pays WETH.
what's in it right now →
he fetches your tendies.
same rule, bigger number — so it fills slower and pays more.
$500 – $25,000 · every couple of days
a floor and a cap, never a promise
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tokenized stock, not shares — the issuer keeps powers over them. the fine print →
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the sellers
fill the pots.
3% on the way out. 1% on the way in. the pots get most of it.
the worst day for the coin
is the best day for the pots.
the dumpers are loading the pot.
the feast is for
the ones who stayed.
no buy gets you a seat. only staying does.
$1,500 – $250,000 · weekly
a floor and a cap. the first draw is on day 14
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hold multipliers: day 14 is 1×, day 30 is 2×, day 60 is 3.5×, day 90 is 5×.
it glows brighter
the longer you stay.
your ticket is your bag × how long you've held it. take any of it out, and the light goes out.
the dumpers
light the fire.
a quarter of every sell fee buys $FLUKE and burns it.
gone for good. every holder's slice gets bigger.
every fetch,
nailed up.
wins and sticks alike, posted where nobody can take them down.
some days a stick. some days a fluke.
the fine print & eligibility
a memecoin with a chance mechanic. probabilities, never returns — nothing here is financial, legal or tax advice, and nothing promises a profit. TENDIES pays in tokenized stocks: third-party tokens that track a share price. they are not brokerage shares — no voting rights, no dividends — and their issuer keeps real powers over them: it can pause transfers, blocklist a wallet, upgrade the token contract, or burn tokens already delivered, and this protocol cannot undo any of that. the issuer also restricts who may hold them, including US and canadian residents; a prize that cannot deliver as stock delivers WETH instead. liquidity may be thin and prices can move hard. $FLUKE is an independent project — not affiliated with, sponsored by or endorsed by any exchange, brokerage or chain operator. terms & eligibility →